We came at you with a bunch of dogs in December. Check out what the cat dragged in this month.
Scott Kellum, Designer
Name: Mr. Pickles
What kind of animal is this?!: Cat?!
Age: 4
Location: Brooklyn, NY
Fake Job Title: Seat warmer (he is passionate about his job, if you get up he will take your seat)
Favorite Memory: At the adoption show he was under the table refusing to leave his carrier. When we got him home and he finally left his carrier he purred continuously for hours and wouldn’t let us stop petting him.
Constance Watkins, Designer
Name: Sir Tiberius Rex of Birdington, aka Rex
What kind of animal is this?!: Bird! (Cockatiel)
Age: 3
Location: New York, NY
Fake Job Title: CFO (Chief Feather Officer)
Favorite Memory: Moving Rex to Manhattan was an adventure. At one point during the trip I was on the subway with him and had someone ask me, “But what does he do?! What does he eat?!” Answer: Bird stuff, and bird food (respectively).
Guillermo Esteves, Developer
Name: George
What kind of animal is this?!: Cat (Felis Catus)
Age: 14
Location: Washington, DC
Fake Job Title: Curmudgeon in Chief
Favorite Memory: He runs into things while chasing the red laser dot. It is quite amusing.
Jesse Young, Developer
Name: Hanna
What kind of animal is this?!: Cat
Age: 8
Location: San Diego, CA
Fake Job Title: CFO (Chief Fluffy Officer)
Favorite Memory: Exposing her belly and purring is her natural state.
Jake Lear, Developer
Name: Gracie
Breed: English Springer Spaniel
Age: 13
Location: Paris, VA
Job Title: Vice President of Snuggle Division
Favorite Memory: All of them
Names: Samson and Delilah
Breed: Great(est) Danes
Age: 3
Location: Paris, VA
Job Title: Security Detail
Favorite Memory: When they were smaller than Gracie
Joe Grossberg, Developer
Names: Miju and Peeps
Breeds: Domestic longhair, domestic shorthair
Ages: 13, 14
Job Title: Existential philosophers
Location: Boston, MA (but Washingtonians at heart)
Memory: How they helped me win over my wife; nice assist, guys.
Ted Irvine, Director of Design
Name: Noche!
Breed: Boston Terrier
Age: 7 years old
Job Title: Company therapist
Location: Arlington, VA
Favorite memory: Best dog to have a hangover with